The ultimate do-it-yourself wine review

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I bought this wine at the snooty wine store where they're rude to me. 7-Eleven, because I had to buy gas. grocery store, because I wanted to buy one of those roast chickens for dinner. at Costco, because I needed a gross of toilet paper. I wasn't sure what to buy, so I bought sweet wine, but don't tell anyone white wine, because I hate red wine red wine, because I hate white wine and it was cheap. the label had a cute animal on it that made me cry.I wanted to get drunk.

The wine tasted like a beautiful spring day, full of lilacs and cherries. motor oil, but that's OK, because wine is supposed to taste awful, isn't it? just what I needed to get drunk.

I'm not sure if I liked the wine, because wine writers tell me I'm too stupid to know. it tasted like motor oil.I was too drunk to notice. Still, I guess I'm supposed to give the wine a score, so it gets an 88, because that seems fair for a wine I didn't like. a 92, because it got me wicked drunk. a 100, because the label was just so funny.

A tip o' the Wine Curmudgeon's fedora to Al Yellon at the baseball blog Bleed Cubbie Blue, who gave me the idea for this and has to write about the Cubs every day. He has my sympathy.